( THE JACK SPARROW: Suave, debonair, and wickedly good-looking... it's no wonder that he has the ladies hanging off of his every word! Well, or so he likes to think. The Jack Sparrow is the savviest guy at school, possibly the town, and he also happens to be a bit of a trouble maker! One thing's for sure, you'll never find him at the scene of the crime - he'll probably be too busy drinking to celebrate anyway! )